A horse walks into a bar... I'm floating in a most peculiar way Stag and hen do central, mind the sick Is it just Spoons for middle class people? Any colour you like, as long as it's brown Tired and emotional? Have a little lie down Mine's a gin and Dubonnet Tim Martin is a bad man, but his pints are cheap Can you organise a pissup in a brewery? North, east, south, west, coast to coast This ain't a pub, it's a god damn arms race City Centre, Spike Island, Redcliffe, Stokes Croft Kingsdown, St Paul's, St Phillips Bedminster, Southville, Windmill Hill, North Totterdown Brislington, Knowle, Knowle West, St Anne's, South Totterdown Easton, St George, Redfield, Whitehall, Eastville, Barton Hill Cotham, Redland, Montpelier, Westbury Park, St Andrew's Bishopston, Horfield, Filton, Ashley Down Coombe Dingle, Sneyd Park, Stoke Bishop, Westbury on Trym, Henleaze, Sea Mills Brentry, Henbury, Southmead Avonmouth, Shirehampton, Lawrence Weston Bedminster Down, Bishopsworth, Hartcliffe, Withywood, Headley Park Hengrove, Stockwood, Whitchurch